Quotes in the Archive


27 July - 2 August 2014

"The years go on and on--nothing's won or lost--what you've learned you've soon forgotten."

-Jim Vallance & Bryan Adams, 1984

20-26 July 2014

"Roll along, Columbia, you can ramble to the sea,
But river, while you're rambling, you can do some work for me

-Woody Guthrie

13-19 July 2014

"We seal our fate with the choices we make."

-Gloria Estefan, 1991

6-12 July 2014

"The difference between [R&D] and [Robust Engineering] is that [R&D] ignores the [laws of physics] and [truth]."

-J. Levine

29 June - 5 July 2014

"Never carry more than you can eat."

-Hillman/Parsons, 1970

22-28 June 2014

"I'm on a trip to nowhere, and she gonna pay the fare."

-Stephen Stills, 1969

15-21 June 2014

"If you're expecting me to wave a dead chicken over the keyboard, I feel obligated to inform you that I left mine at home."

-IT specialist, 3 June 2014

8-14 June 2014

"The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised."

-George Will

1-7 June 2014

"It's not that I'm questioning you, to take part in any quiz; it's just that I ain't got a watch and you keep asking me what time it is."

-Bob Dylan, 1965

25-31 May 2014

"When you think you're done learning, that might be the only time you're right."

-B. K. Brottlund, 15 May 2014

18-24 May 2014

"The flame rises but it soon descends--empty pages and a frozen pen--you're not quite lovers and you're not quite friends--after the thrill is gone."

-D. Henley & G. Frey, 1975

11-17 May 2014

"If I can't have it all, just a taste will do."

-Don Felder, 1975

4-10 May 2014

"God bless you, you bald-headed fart."

-Tommy Chong, 1972

27 April - 3 May 2014

"F#$% you, Shakespeare."

-Pete Rose, to pitcher/author Jim Bouton, 1970

20-26 April 2014

"Never pass up a good opportunity to shut the hell up."

-Dr. Phil

13-19 April 2014

"Same dances in the same old shoes, you get too careful Ďbout steps you choose; You don't care about winning but you just can't lose, after the thrill is gone."

-D. Henley & G. Frey, 1975

6-12 April 2014

"Time passes and you must move on, half the distance takes you twice as long; So you keep on singing for the sake of the song, after the thrill is gone."

-D. Henley & G. Frey, 1975

30 March - 5 April 2014

"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you."

-Joseph Heller, 1961

23-29 March 2014

"I used to drink to get my spark--and it used to work just fine."

-Shawn Colvin, 1997

16-22 March 2014

"Nothing lives that cannot die."

-Roger McGuinn, 1974

9-15 March 2014

"Letting the liars know that you know they're lying--that's gotten me fired twice."

-Rush Limbaugh, 20 February 2014

2-8 March 2014

"Polysemy undermines comprehension and is always a problem when precision of meaning is important, but it is even more problematic in highly-restricted and specialized domains such as time measurement."

-International Organization for Standardization, 2013

23 February - 1 March 2014

"Exasperation is not justification for failing to attempt to solve a problem."

-Rob Seaman, NOAO Science Data Management, 5 January 2014

16-22 February 2014

"Who wants to buy what's broken?"

-James Raymond, 201

9-15 February 2014

"Life's illusions are misleading, it's so good to be here breathing."

-Dave Mason, 1973

2-8 February 2014

"The 'high road' is an elitist attitude."

-Steven T., 25 January 2014

26 January - 1 February 2014

"Jazz is really an accident on purpose."

-David Crosby, 15 January 2014

19-25 January 2014

"Custer was a madman--he died like a hero--may all such heroes finally come undone."

-Redbone, 1989

12-18 January 2014

"Time starts ticking when a love starts to fade."

-Stephen Bishop, 1991

5-11 January 2014

"Great leaders wash their hands.....on the blood of subordinates."

-Graffiti, bathroom wall, 2013

29 December 2013 - 4 January 2014

"There was something on my mind I had to say, but in all the confusion it just slipped away."

-Pat Vegas, 1977

22-28 December 2013

"I guess every form of refuge has its price."

-Glenn Frey & Don Henley, 1975

15-21 December 2013

"You'd be amazed at the number of people who have taken economics courses who think that.....the boss is a cheap skinflint and wants his employees to starve and wants to screw his customers."

-Rush Limbaugh, 29 August 2013

8-14 December 2013

"Paranoia is the voyeur, when you're feeling things go bad."

-Dave Mason, 1973

1-7 December 2013

"Is this guy just a f#$%ing asshole or what?"

-Chelsea Handler, on Kanye West, 20 November 2013

24-30 November 2013

"F$ck off--you're a bunch of rude, vile pigs."

-Elton John, to Taiwan reporters, 23 September 2004

17-23 November 2013

"How can you keep your doctor.....if your doctor is not keeping you?"

-Rush Limbaugh, 11 November 2013

10-16 November 2013

"Baby please--you've got me scraping my knees."

-Dave Mason, 197

3-9 November 2013

"Loneliness is darkness' first companion."

-Jay Ramsey, 1971

27 October - 2 November 2013

"F#$% they put his picture up there and the f#$%ers boo him.....F#$%ers....."

-Vikings coach Jerry Burns, 1989

20-26 October 2013

"The moon's a harsh mistress."

-Jimmy Webb, 1974

13-19 October 2013

"Who's to say the way a man should spend his day?"

-John Mellencamp, 1987

6-12 October 2013

"You squirrel-headed dingbat!"

-Glen Campbell, in Norwood, 1970

29 September - 5 October 2013

"Eat my shorts, pal!"

-David Crosby, to disillusioned fan, 15 June 2001

22-28 September 2013

"Faith has been broken, tears must be cried--let's do some living after we die."

-Jagger/Richards, 1970

15-21 September 2013

"Try playing right!"

-David Crosby, to Byrds drummer Michael Clarke, 1967

8-14 September 2013

"You haven't had too much coffee unless you're trying to thread a sewing machine while it's running."

-Restaurant hostess, 6 September 2013

1-7 September 2013

"I ain't the asshole everybody wants to make me out as."

-Stephen Stills, 1975

25-31 August 2013

"Whoa, when that kind of stuff is on stage and you're in front of people, you've got problems."

-Joe Walsh, on 1980 Frey/Felder on-stage fight, 2013

18-24 August 2013

"Money doesn't talk--it swears."

-Bob Dylan, 1965

11-17 August 2013

"My time went so quickly--I went lickity splitly."

-Tom Waits, 1973

4-10 August 2013

"Thinking young and growing older is no sin."

-Goffin/King, 1967

28 July - 3 August 2013

"What do you think the left will do with that when they hear it might have been Zimmerman's civil rights that got violated?"

-Rush Limbaugh, 16 July 2013

21-27 July 2013

"If you need me, you don't have to bleed me."

-Stephen Stills, 1966

14-20 July 2013

"I tell you, the media can barely keep its pants up. All right, the jury instructions are next in the Zimmerman trial. They just can't wait.  Although I don't think the media wants a verdict today, 'cause it will get lost over the weekend, maybe the Sunday shows. They'd rather have the verdict on Monday so they can use the whole week to trash the country. Yeah, plus the riots are scheduled for Monday. They probably don't have the rioters ready to go today.  But they can't help themselves."

-Rush Limbaugh, 12 July 2013

7-13 July 2013

"There ain't no easy answers--there's only shades of grey, but when it's love or it's survival I guess you've gotta get away."

-Dan Fogelberg, 1987

30 June - 6 July 2013

"Love don't play no favorites, there's no one that's immune--'cause she changes her demeanor like the phases of the moon."

-Dan Fogelberg, 1987

23-29 June 2013

"I can taste the truth every time we kiss, and I can't go on--at least not like this."

-Christopher Cross, 1992

16-22 June 2013

"I looked right at the facts there, but I might as well have been completed blind."

-Bernie Leadon & Gene Clark, 1968

9-15 June 2013

"You can't get what you want 'til you know what you want."

-Joe Jackson, 1984

2-8 June 2013

"I could be wrong, but I'm not."

-Don Henley, 1977

26 May - 1 June 2013

"[Take care of your neighbor] would be my advice, because nothing ever goes as planned."

-Graham Nash, 2002

19-25 May 2013

"Three more songs and I'm gonna kill you."

-Glenn Frey, to Don Felder, on stage, Long Beach, CA, 31 July 1980

12-18 May 2013

"Sorry you happen to represent the only a$$hole in the band, but you either sign this agreement by the time the sun goes down today or we are replacing Don."

-Glenn Frey, on Don Felder's membership in the Eagles

5-11 May 2013

"When grown men argue anonymously about Mike Love, the terrorists win."

-Anonymous blogger, 27 September 2012

28 April - 4 May 2013

"Buncha f#$%ing Nintendo-playing pencil necks sucking off the government tit, is what it is."

-Air Force Colonel, on satellite C2 tactics, 1991 

21-27 April 2013

"Remember when you used to watch TV in the Sixties and you'd see Perry Como in a cashmere sweater? That's what Rock & Roll is becoming. It's your parents music."

-Neil Young

14-20 April 2013

"Sunrise, sunset, passin' on by; Ain't gonna slow down 'til the day I die."

-Rusty Young, 2013

7-13 April 2013

"Kick the pedal down all the way, ain't waitin' on someday, here I go."

-Jack Sundrud, 2013

31 March - 6 April 2013

"Every crash of thunder fades into a sigh, and every drop of rain that falls gets a chance to fly."

-Rusty Young, 2013

24-30 March 2013

"Sometimes it hurts to see you fall, and sometimes it doesn't hurt at all."

-Rusty Young, 2013

17-23 March 2013

"Time and time and time again, the song remembers when--why did you and I let those days go by?"

-Rusty Young, 2013

10-16 March 2013

"So here we are--so near so far, no illusions--only scars.  Now you can do what you always do--and write your own version of the truth."

-Rusty Young, 2013

3-9 March 2013

"What will you say, when it all fades away, and what you wanted is what you get--will you say that it's fate, and there's no escape--will you tell me there's no regret?"

-Rusty Young, 2013

24 February - 2 March 2013

"With time you can always buy tomorrow for today."

-Pat Vegas, 1973

17-23 February 2013

"Hey Kenny, you gotta know when to hold 'em.....hey Kenny, you gotta know when to fold 'em."

-Rupert Jee, to Kenny Rogers lookalike, 1993

10-16 February 2013

"As soon as we'd get off the stage we'd jump in the powder."

-Glen Campbell, on Tanya Tucker, 1994

3-9 February 2013

"You've gotta be one of the dumbest looking apes I ever saw.  Of course you big muscle-bound guys are always compensating for feelings of inadequacy.....you know.....queer."

-Jim Rockford, 27 March 1974

27 January - 2 February 2013

"No one hears my serenade.....what the hell happened to me.....sonofabitch."

-Bing Crosby, 8 July 1938

20-26 January 2013

"We were either having sex or fighting much of the time. We even fought during sex once or twice."

-Glen Campbell, on Tanya Tucker, 1994

13-19 January 2013

"Security is not here to protect me, it's here to protect you."

-Steve Wilkos

6-12 January 2013

"Go F#$% yourself!"

-Speaker John Boehner, 2 January 2013

30 December 2012 - 5 January 2013

"Get in my way again, and you're going to need a flashlight and forceps to find your badges!"

-Sgt. TJ Hooker, 1986

23-29 December 2012

"Help! Oh Jesus Christ I blew the time and I'm a dirty sonofabitch....."

-Bing Crosby, 30 June 1939

16-22 December 2012

"I certainly hope that General Welsh's next stop will be the Air Force Museum to remove that highly offensive aircraft named the Strawberry Bitch. It would probably be OK to just rewrite our history and maybe rename the aircraft. Integrity First."

-Reader, af.mil article, 7 December 2012

9-15 December 2012

"When Iím on the stage Iím not in control of myself. I donít even know who I am. I am not this rational person who can sit here and talk to you."

-Pete Townshend, 1978

2-8 December 2012

"Just another way to say 'hello': never say 'goodbye'."

-Dave Mason, 1987

25 November - 1 December 2012

"You've got to change with the times before they're gone."

-Pat Vegas, 1977

18-24 November 2012

"G*&&ammit! I'm tired of being f#$%ing Santa Claus!"

-Red Foreman, 19 July 1999

11-17 November 2012

"It's just very difficult to beat Santa Claus.....In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?"

-Rush Limbaugh, 7 November 2012

4-10 November 2012

"One world, one planet, one earth, one people."

-Pat & Lolly Vegas, 1989

28 October - 3 November 2012

"F#$% you, Mike Love!"


21-27 October 2012

"There's a long red limo rolling down the street, for the rock & roll people who can't find their feet."

-Lolly & Pat Vegas, 1989

14-20 October 2012

"We had the wrong gear, the wrong springs, the wrong shocks, wrong car. We had the right beer, but other than that, we got stomped."

-Sterling Marlin, 22 September 2002

7-13 October 2012

"I got out of my car and Cale proceeded to beat on my fist with his nose."

-Bobby Allison, on 1979 Daytona 500 post-race incident

30 September - 6 October 2012

"Sometimes it's hard to catch the wind and bend it to your will."

-James Raymond, 2004

23-29 September 2012

"The people who run record companies now wouldn't know a song if it flew up their nose and died. They haven't a clue, and they don't care. You tell them that, and they go, Yeah? So, your point is?"

-David Crosby, 2004

16-22 September 2012

"A fine line resides between 'leaning forward' and 'bending over'."

-Steven T., 2012

9-15 September 2012

"There are two mistakes people can make on the road of truth:  Not going all the way, and not starting."


2-8 September 2012

"With this love and his caring, he puts his life into beauty sharing, and his children are his flowers, and they give me peace in quiet hours."

-Stephen Stills, 1972

26 August - 1 September 2012

"Through our compromise, paradise is just another place upon the wall."

-Brian Wilson & Joe Thomas, 2012

19-25 August 2012

"I fact to the west, and speak to the sun, and say 'thank you' quite softly, again."

-David Crosby, 2001

12-18 August 2012

"He said 'go talk to my supervisor' which is functionally equivalent to saying 'go engage in an unnatural sexual act with yourself'."

-Co-worker, 8 August 2012

 5-11 August 2012

"Summer's gone--I'm gonna sit and watch the waves--we laugh, we cry, we live, then die, and dream about our yesterday."

-Brian Wilson, 2012

29 July - 4 August 2012

"She works hard for the money, so you better treat her right."

-Donna Summer, 1983

22-28 July 2012

"Ain't no livin' in a perfect world, but we keep on dreamin' of livin' in a perfect world."

-Huey Lewis & The News, 1988

15-21 July 2012

"I think one grain of sand upon the beach, could be the one that lifts you high enough to reach all around the world."

-D. Crosby, S. Stills, G. Nash, & J. Vitale, 1990

8-14 July 2012

"I think one drop of water in the ocean, could be the one that sets a wave in motion that roams around the world."

-D. Crosby, S. Stills, G. Nash, & J. Vitale, 1990

1-7 July 2012

"Correlation does not necessarily mean causation."

-C. Harris, 2012

24-30 June 2012

"It's a strange world after all."

-Brian Wilson, 2012

17-23 June 2012

"The product of the right set of eyes has fallen on the wrong set of deaf ears."

-Anonymous, 13 June 2012

10-16 June 2012

"I promise you, the President has a big stick."

-Vice President Joe Biden, 26 April 2012

3-9 June 2012

"Oh girl that dress is so scandalous, And you know another nigga couldn't handle it."

-Will Ferrell, as Rob Goulet, 'Thong Song' on SNL, 2000

27 May - 2 June 2012

"God can you help me--help me deal with this pain--can you stop all this killing in your name?"

-Graham Nash, 2006

20-26 May 2012

"Down thru the ages we've all come to love wise men leading the way. So read all the pages in the books from above but don't get lead astray."

-Graham Nash, 2006

13-19 May 2012

"Vision will stand as blindness will fall."

-Crosby Stills & Nash, 1983

6-12 May 2012

"All I want is my dream life, to be my real life--how could that be wrong?"

-Colbie Caillat, 2011

29 April - 5 May 2012

"I'm not going to take any sleaze questions."

-President George H. W. Bush, 12 August 1992

22-28 April 2012

"Ask first.....respect the answer."

-SARC Presentation, 2012

15-21 April 2012

"Fathom the hypocrisy of a Government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured.... but not everyone must prove they are a citizen."

-Multiple individuals, 2012

8-14 April 2012

"When there's no one left to leave you, even you don't quite believe you--that's when nothing can deceive you."

-Steve Winwood, 1981

1-7 April 2012

"It's bullshit!"

-Former Senator Rick Santorum, 26 March 2012

25-31 March 2012

"This next song shows what a truly sensitive son of a bitch I really am."

-Dave Mason, on "We Just Disagree", 1999

18-24 March 2012

"Reality hits you hard, bro!"

-George Lindell, September 2011

11-17 March 2012

"You live for love, but love never lives up to what you want it to be."

-Classics IV, 1970

4-10 March 2012

"What does it say about the college coed Susan Fluke, who goes before a Congressional committee and essentially says that she must be paid to have sex--what does that make her?  It makes her a slut, right?"

-Rush Limbaugh, 29 February 2012

26 February - 3 March 2012

"Politics is a team sport."

-Presidential candidate Rick Santorum, 22 February 2012

19-25 February 2012

"We'd ask you to stay for dinner, but nobody wants you around."

-James Rockford, to FBI, 1977

12-18 February 2012

"To say this album stinks would be an insult to bad smells everywhere."

-Amazon.com submitted review of CCR LP Mardi Gras, 2011

5-11 February 2012

"Dear Stephen, Funny how some things that start spontaneously end that way.  Eat a peach, Neil."

-Neil Young, telegram ending tour, 19 July 1976

29 January - 4 February 2012

"You can take a junk car, and run good here--there's nothing to it."

-Sterling Marlin, after Talladega race, 21 October 2001

22-28 January 2012

"A 19-year-old Marine has a very hard time reconciling the fact that it's okay to waterboard a live Taliban fighter but not OK to urinate on a dead one."

-Washington Post, 13 January 2012

15-21 January 2012

"I guess we'll do what we've done again in Daytona, and wreck 'em all again."

-Sterling Marlin, after Talladega race, 21 October 2001


8-14 January 2012

"Bob, I want to give you one of these golf balls with my signature, and the Vice President wants to give you one of his balls, too."

-President Nixon, to Bob Hope, 1969

1-7 January 2012

"Many have come and gone, few have stayed, many have taken much that wasn't theirs to claim."

-RB Stone, 1968

25-31 December 2011

"P + R = 2P, where P is the problem and R is the reform to solve the problem."

-Rush Limbaugh, 2011

18-24 December 2011

"What is called poor today would have been considered upper-middle class just a generation, two generations ago. The truth is, wealth does trickle down."

-Rush Limbaugh, 2011

11-17 December 2011

"We were all wounded at Wounded Knee, in the name of manifest destiny."

-Redbone, 1972

4-10 December 2011

"No matter what you stand to gain, you stand to lose much more, when your eyes are blind or hidden behind a locked and bolted door."

-Dave Mason, 1978

27 November - 3 December 2011

"Go get a job, right after you take a bath."

-Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, 21 November 2011

20-26 November 2011

"Liberals attempt, through judicial activism, what they cannot win at the ballot box."

-Rush Limbaugh

13-19 November 2011

"When you leave this place, no need to hide your face 'cause we're gonna get a second chance--'cause I believe when we drift away we're gonna find another place to dance."

-Dave Mason, 1978

6-12 November 2011

"Sooner or later you'll find--we all gotta go sometime."

-Dave Mason, 1978

30 October - 5 November 2011

"Some of us will have to lose and some will have to win; but to know just where to go you must know where you've been."

-Dave Mason, 1978

23-29 October 2011

"If you want to fly like a bird on the wind, you've got to give it everything."

-Dave Mason, 1978

16-22 October 2011

"Words are like weapons--when you use them you regret them."

-Colbie Caillat, 2011

9-15 October 2011

"I'm a springtime boy and I look for the joy of a world in bloom--and could it come ever too soon?"

-Paul Cotton, 1974

2-8 October 2011

"If you're not a race driver, stay the hell home.....Put a kerosene rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up there and eat that candy ass."

-Dale Earnhardt, 2000

25 September - 1 October 2011

"Give me the strength to change what I can, the courage to accept what I cannot, and the wisdom to know the difference."


18-24 September 2011

"Only girls pull hair."

-NASCAR driver Steve Wallace, 20 August 2011

11-17 September 2011

"He goes, 'Oh yeah, I'm firing you from the show,' and I said 'Oh, that's not good,' and then I said, 'Why's that now?' and he goes, 'You're not funny,' and then I said, 'Holy Lord, that's even worse news.'"

-Norm MacDonald, on conversation with NBC Executive Don Ohlmeyer, 7 January 1998

4-10 September 2011

"You want pants, you've got it--let me see if you want my pants to come off."

-Jerry Lewis, upon seeing $18 Million, 1 September 1975

28 August - 3 September 2011

"Get the hell off the beach!"

-Governor Chris Christie, 26 August 2011

21-27 August 2011

"I'm more upset with Greg Biffle. He's the most unprofessional little scaredy cat I've ever seen in my life. He won't even fight me like a man. If someone texts me his address, I'll go see him Wednesday at his house and show him what he really needs. He needs a friggin' whooping, and I'm going to give it to him. He was flipping me off, giving me the finger, totally unprofessional. Two laps down, I mean, he's a chump. I went over there to go talk to him, and he wouldn't even let me get out of the car. Throws a few little baby punches and then he runs away and hides behind some big guys. But he won't hide from me for long. I'll find him. I won't settle it out on the track Ė it's not right to wreck cars Ė but he'll show up with a black eye one of these days. I'll see him somewhere."

-Boris Said, 14 August 2011

14-20 August 2011

"If sometimes it seems I'm falling behind, remember I'm running on rock n' roll time."

-Kris Kristofferson, 1974

7-13 August 2011

"There's an angel on your shoulder, and a devil at your feet. And the door you see before you could be poison tasting sweet."

-Dan Fogelberg, 1974

31 July - 6 August 2011

"Permit Nature to take her own way, she understands her own affairs better than we do. "

-Michel de Montalgne

24-30 July 2011

"Man must go back to nature for information. "

-Thomas Payne

17-23 July 2011

"I'm getting closer to my home. I'm getting closer to my home. I'm getting closer to my home. I'm getting closer to my home. I'm getting closer to my home. I'm getting closer to my home. I'm getting closer to my home. I'm getting closer to my home. I'm getting closer to my home. I'm getting closer to my home. I'm getting closer to my home. I'm getting closer to my home. I'm getting closer to my home. I'm getting closer to my home. I'm getting closer to my home. I'm getting closer to my home. I'm getting closer to my home. I'm getting closer to my home. I'm getting closer to my home. I'm getting closer to my home. I'm getting closer to my home. I'm getting closer to my home. I'm getting closer to my home. I'm getting closer to my home. I'm getting closer to my home. I'm getting closer to my home. I'm getting closer to my home. I'm getting closer to my home. I'm getting closer to my home. I'm getting closer to my home. "

-Mark Farner, 1970

10-16 July 2011

"In a sea of motion, water edged with foam, clinging to the things I used to know, swallowed by an ocean, sinking like a stone, I'm drowning in the undertow."

-Rick Roberts, 1980

3-9 July 2011

"I know women and I know what they're after--so I try to keep a little around."

-Larry Burnett, 1980

26 June - 2 July 2011

"We are visions of the future; we are shadows of the past."

-Rick Roberts, 1980

19-25 June 2011

"Peace in the valley, peace in the sea, peace to all the little children and me, and peace on you."

-Charlie Rich, 1973

12-18 June 2011

"Enraging liberals is simply one of the more enjoyable side effects of my wisdom."

-Rush Limbaugh

5-11 June 2011

"I don't think we have any right whatsoever to wipe out any of the species off of this planet--that's not why we were put here--we were put here as caretakers and I think that's a very sacred responsibility."

-Dan Fogelberg, 1993

29 May - 4 June 2011

"In the wild places man is an unwelcome guest, but it's here that I'm found and here I feel blessed."

-Dan Fogelberg, 1990

22-28 May 2011

"The future is purchased by the present."

-Samuel Johnson

15-21 May 2011

"Everything is simpler than you think and yet more complex than you imagine."


8-14 May 2011

"When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the Universe."

-John Muir

1-7 May 2011

"A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in."

-Greek proverb

24-30 April 2011

"Nowhere is there warmth to be found, among those afraid of losing their ground."

-The Byrds, 1966

17-23 April 2011

"If future generations are to remember us with gratitude rather than contempt, we must leave them something more than the miracles of technology. We must leave them a glimpse of the world as it was in the beginning, not just after we got through with it."

-President Lyndon B. Johnson

10-16 April 2011

"When my time on Earth is gone, and my activities are past, I want they bury me upside down and my critics can kiss my @$$!"

-Bobby Knight

3-9 April 2011

"This Stewart guy, I'll tell ya, I don't know what's going on there. He's coming out of the back straightaway with his finger out the window and just giving me the bird all the way down the straightaway, after he run me through the fence, so, ah, I'd like to take that finger and jam it right up his rear end, I'll tell ya that, cause he's messing with the wrong guy with that mouth right now."

-Rusty Wallace, 2 May 2004

27 March - 2 April 2011


-Rusty Wallace, in reference to Kyle Busch, 12 June 2010

20-26 March 2011

"Nature does nothing uselessly."


13-19 March 2011

"Don't let your alligator mouth overload your hummingbird ass."

-Dr. Phil

6-12 March 2011

"Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed."

-Bruce Springsteen, 1985

27 February - 5 March 2011

"I hate the guy, okay.  I would love to kill him with my own bare hands. This is the honest-to-god truth. But, there's laws against it."

-Beach Boys singer Mike Love, on Dr. Eugene Landy, 1991

20-26 February 2011

"That's the way the fortune cookie crumbles!"

-TJ Hooker, from "Chinatown", 1983

13-19 February 2011

"Merry Christmas, Punk!"

-TJ Hooker, from "Slay Ride", 1983

6-12 February 2011

"I guess a bullet would be too quick--and you don't deserve to get off that easy."

-TJ Hooker, from "A Child Is Missing", 1983

30 January - 5 February 2011

"Yeah, I know--you're probably all thinking to yourselves, 'Ten amperes?!?'."

-Physicist, Department of Commerce, 26 January 2011

23-29 January 2011

"Time wounds all heels."

-John Lennon, 1975

16-22 January 2011

"We shall require a substantial new manner of thinking if mankind is to survive."

-Albert Einstein

9-15 January 2011

"Nature is painting for us, day after day, pictures of infinite beauty if only we have the eyes to see them."

-John Ruskin

2-8 January 2011

"My biggest beef is that this is part of what's happened in this country.  I think we've become wussies. "We've become a nation of wusses. The Chinese are kicking our butt in everything. "If this was in China do you think the Chinese would have called off the game? People would have been marching down to the stadium, they would have walked and they would have been doing calculus on the way down."

-Pennsylvania Governor Ed Rendell, 27 December 2010

26 December 2010 - 1 January 2011

"That gal reminds me of Paul Revere's ride--a little light in the belfry."

-Foghorn Leghorn, 1953

19-25 December 2010

"All love affairs are like disposable tissues--it's never a good idea to use them more than once."

-Karen Stiles, 1976

12-18 December 2010

"It's no secret what everybody knows."

-Neil Young, 1976

5-11 December 2010

"It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Years Day."

-Lt. Frank Drebin, 1989

28 November - 4 December 2010

"If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?"

-Clark Griswold, 1989

21-27 November 2010

"Have breakfast with me mama, I hope they'll let us in--I've got a leather jacket on, you know that it's a sin--Gunga Din."

-The Byrds, 1969

14-20 November 2010

"I have no preconceived ideas of how things have to be--I just take life as it comes and hope that it takes me."

-Dave Mason, 1974

7-13 November 2010

"I'm stupid--I've been stupid since the day I was born--yeah, baby I'm a dumbass--I'm stupid, right on."

-Tom Petty, 1989

31 October - 6 November 2010

"I'm not the asshole, I'm just his brother."

-Michael Waltrip, 19 June 1988

24-30 October 2010

"If you live with lies each day, eventually you'll fade away."

-Dave Mason, 1974

17-23 October 2010

"I think Cheech & Chong are a pain in the ass."

-Micheal Landon

10-16 October 2010

Would you like to sail away? Relation ships leave every day."

-Dave Mason, 1974

3-9 October 2010

"Kazakhstan greatest country in the world, All other countries are run by little girls."

-Borat, 2006

26 September - 2 October 2010

"How am I supposed to know what that song means? It was written by Bob Dylan!"

-Roger McGuinn, to Ralph Emery, 1968

19-25 September 2010

"If you define nigger as someone whose lifestyle is defined by others, whose opportunities are defined by others, whose role in society is defined by others, then good news! Ė you donít have to be black to be a nigger in this society. Most of the people in America are niggers."

-Ron Dellums

12-18 September 2010

"First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they attack you, then you win."


5-11 September 2010

"There's only one way to rock."

-Sammy Hagar, 1981

29 August - 4 September 2010

"I have relatives. I have people within my family. I know people that within their family that are not really well off. And they skimp and scrape to send these people $10 bucks, $20 bucks, whatever they can afford. And the idea of it is so that they can be guaranteed, that because they've had a miserable life on the planet Earth, and been such beaten down and had such heartbreaks and bad luck. That these guys go out and they tell these people, 'Send me your money, and I'll make sure you're okay in Heaven.' And I think that's about the lowest thing that anyone can do to anyone. I think that these people should send their money, 'cause these guys are multi-multi-hundreds of millions of dollars that they have, and they should send these people that need the money the money and not ask them to send it to them. If they want to do something for God, they should send money to these people, and they should open up their big giant mansions and their churches to the homeless and feed them daily."

-Sammy Hagar, 1994

22-28 August 2010

"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."

-Hunter S. Thompson

15-21 August 2010

"It's the wrong thing to do, but I don't care."

-Mudcrutch, 2008

8-14 August 2010

"At this time, there is no crude emanating from that wellhead at the ocean surface, er, at the ocean floor...There is not oil emanating from the riser either."

-USCG Rear Admiral Mary Landry, 23 April 2010

1-7 August 2010

"In rushing to own everything that's in sight, nothing is left--no, not even your life."

-Dave Mason, 1974

25-31 July 2010

"If dreams are the schemes on which futures are made, dream on sweet dreamer 'til you reach your grave."

-Dave Mason, 1974

18-24 July 2010

"Life's an illusion when you don't believe."

-Dave Mason, 1974

11-17 July 2010

"Wealth isn't counted in gold--only in heart and soul."

-Dave Mason, 1974

4-10 July 2010

"You can't take it when you go."

-Dave Mason, 1974

27 June - 3 July 2010

"And during his visit to Silicon Valley this week, he visited the headquarters of Twitters....."

-President Barack Obama, 24 June 2010

20-26 June 2010

"If that woman don't stop talkin' so much, she'll get her tongue sunburned!"

-Foghorn Leghorn, circa 1956

13-19 June 2010

"We talk to these folks because they potentially have the best answers, so I know whose ass to kick."

-President Barack Obama, 7 June 2010

6-12 June 2010

"Why should the obvious ever require depiction as such?"

-Steven T., 4 June 2010

30 May - 5 June 2010

"Castles may tumble--that's fate after all--life's really funny that way."

-Bing Crosby, circa 1939

23-29 May 2010

"Holy Christ I'm going off my nut!"

-Bing Crosby, circa 1939

16-22 May 2010

"Looks like we got hit by the bald-headed cue ball."

-Chad Little, on Todd Bodine, 1994

9-15 May 2010

"That dawg is busier than a centipede at a toe-counting contest."

-Foghorn Leghorn

2-8 May 2010

"Everything is broken."

-Bob Dylan, 1989

25 April - 1 May 2010

"He's a jackass."

-President Barack Obama, on Kayne West, 15 September 2009

18-24 April 2010

"Cheer up my brother, live in the sunshine--we'll understand it all by and by."

-J. R. Baxter & W. B. Stevens, 1937

11-17 April 2010

"Open your eyes and see who I am, and not who you want for me to be--I am only myself--myself."

-Gloria Estefan, 1989

4-10 April 2010

"I wrote her number down, but I lost it so I searched through my pocketbook--I couldn't find it so I sat and concentrated on the number and slowly it came to me, so I dialed it and I let it ring a few times--there was no answer so I let it ring a few more--still not answer so I hung up the telephone, got some paper and sharpened up a pencil and wrote a letter to my friend."

-Brian Wilson, 1968

28 March - 3 April 2010

"This is a big f#$%ing deal."

-Vice President Joe Biden, 23 March 2010

21-27 March 2010

"Don't you know that you are a shooting star?"

-Bad Company, 1975

14-20 March 2010

"Dale Earnhardt has got more damn nerve than a sore tooth."

-Buddy Baker, 1980

7-13 March 2010

"I went back to my mother--I said, 'I'm crazy ma, help me.' She said, 'I know how it feels son 'Cause it runs in the family.'."

-The Who, 1973

28 February - 6 March 2010

"When you choose the behavior, you choose the consequences."

-Dr. Phil

21-27 February 2010

"It's hard times for an honest man."

-John Mellencamp, 1987

14-20 February 2010

"Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters."

-Albert Einstein

7-13 February 2010

"I have a black, a woman, two Jews and a cripple."

-Secretary of the Interior James Watt, 1983

31 January - 6 February 2010

"My guard stood hard when abstract threats too noble to neglect deceived me into thinking I had something to protect."

-Bob Dylan, 1964

24-30 January 2010

"If you don't stand for something you'll fall for anything."

-Alexander Hamilton

17-23 January 2010

"We teach people how to treat us."

-Dr. Phil

10-16 January 2010

"Get off my stage!"

-Steve Wilkos

3-9 January 2010

"Gather all that we can.  Keep in harmony with love's sweet plan."

-Chris Hillman, Roger McGuinn, 1967

27 December 2009 - 2 January 2010

"Change is now."

-Chris Hillman, Roger McGuinn, 1967

20-26 December 2009

"There are two kinds of people in the world--those who divide the world into two kinds of people, and those who don't."

-Robert Benchley, 1955

13-19 December 2009

"It's so hard to find one rich man in ten with a satisfied mind."

-Red Hayes & Jack Rhodes, 1955

6-12 December 2009

"All we're trying to do is win a mother f#$%in' game!"

-Broncos coach Josh McDaniels, 19 November 2009

29 November - 5 December 2009

"You can't hurry natural harmony."

-The Byrds, 1967

22-28 November 2009

"Hello Cleveland!"

-Spinal Tap, backstage, 1982

15-21 November 2009

"Hello Ohio!"

-Bruce Springsteen, 13 November 2009, Auburn Hills, MI

8-14 November 2009


-Kyle Busch, 30 May 2009

1-7 November 2009

"Life can't be cured, it can only be managed."

-Dr. Phil

25-31 October 2009

"You wouldn't worry so much about what others think of you, if you realized how seldom they do."

-Eleanor Roosevelt

18-24 October 2009

"I know most of you either don't believe it's true, or else you don't know what to do, or maybe I'm singing about you--who knows."

-Stephen Stills, 1971

11-17 October 2009

"A great song should lift your heart, warm the soul, and make you feel good."

-Colbie Caillat, 2007

4-10 October 2009

"Illumination can be painfully bright. Some people love him for it; others say he ain't got no right."

-Stephen Stills, 1972

27 September - 3 October 2009

Nobody knows what kind of trouble we're in; nobody seems to think it all might happen again."

-Gram Parsons, 1968

20-26 September 2009

"Everybody's so wrong, that I know it's gonna work out fine."

-Gram Parsons, 1968

13-19 September 2009

"If you ask me my opinion my opinion will be--it's a natural situation for a man to be free."

-Rascals, 1968

6-12 September 2009

"They'll be shoutin' from the mountains on out to the sea--no two ways about it people got to be free."

-Rascals, 1968

30 August - 5 September 2009

"They only hit until you cry--after that, you don't ask why."

-Suzanne Vega, 1987

23-29 August 2009


-Frank Nelson

16-22 August 2009

"Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone."

-Redd Foxx

9-15 August 2009

"Obama's got a healthcare logo that's right out of Adolf Hitler's playbook."

-Rush Limbaugh, 2009

2-8 August 2009

"I love planes, jet aircraft."

-Jefferson Airplane, 1989

26 July - 1 August 2009

"No more heartaches, no more broken dreams, no more tears, no more promises."

-KBC Band, 1986

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