Quotes in the Archive

 


   
3-9 December 2017

"Peace at all costs is no peace -- you end up at war with yourself."

-Dr. Phil, 2017

26 November - 2 December 2017

"Having many children is wrong, or at least morally suspect, for standard environmental reasons: Having a child imposes high emissions on the world, while the parents get the benefit. So like with any high-cost luxury, we should limit our indulgence."

-Travis Rieder, 15 November 2017

19-25 November 2017

"Times may change -- you know they do, but life's been good for me and you after all that we've been through, my friend."

-Rusty Young, 2017

12-18 November 2017

"Before, I was all messed up on drugs. But since I've found the lord, now I'm all messed up on the lord."

-Cheech & Chong, 1972

5-11 November 2017

"Many people try to act humble for the sole purpose of self-aggrandizement."

-Steven T., 2017

29 October - 4 November 2017

"Twitter is a repository for the demented and the unhinged."

-Rush Limbaugh, 16 October 2017

22-28 October 2017

"Opportunists are nothing more than unscrupulous engineers."

-Steven T., 2017

15-21 October 2017

"I'm gonna kick ya butts!"

-Father Biff, 1989

8-14 October 2017

"You can turn around and say it isn't so, or wrap your heart around it and just let go."

-Rusty Young, 2017

1-7 October 2017

"You can blame it on the stars hanging in the sky, blame it on a midnight lullaby, blame it on the warm glow of the wine, or guilty hearts like yours and mine; but don't blame it on an innocent moon."

-Rusty Young, 2017

24-30 September 2017

"People take unselfish actions for selfish reasons."

-Steven T., 2017

17-23 September 2017

"Kelsey, why don't you go back to bartending school, take a course and shut up!"

-Archie Bunker, 1973

10-16 September 2017

"The White House has got nothing to do with what's going on in this country."

-Archie Bunker, 1976

3-9 September 2017

"Love's never wrong when it's real."

-Dan Fogelberg, 1984

27 August - 2 September 2017

"It's only when you listen that you learn."

-Dan Fogelberg, 1979

20-26 August 2017

"If you have to explain a joke, it's not a very good joke."

-David Letterman, 2009

13-19 August 2017

"Don't make me listen to words you think will please me, when pleasing me don't mean anything to you."

-Tim Hardin, 1966

6-12 August 2017

"May your proctologist be a frustrated concert trombonist."

-Carnac, 1991

30 July - 5 August 2017

"The last three supervisors checked out my personnel file, but do you see any of them around here?"

-Roseanne Conner, 1989

23-29 July 2017

"Don't get the impression that you arouse my anger. You see, one can be angry only with those he respects."

-President Richard M. Nixon, 1973

16-22 July 2017

"All religion has to have its day."

-Graham Nash, 1977

9-15 July 2017

"It just ain't no good if the sun shines and you're still inside."

-Rascals, 1968

2-8 July 2017

"Never jump out of an airplane unless you've got your 'chute together!"

-Joe Walsh

25 June - 1 July 2017

"Yeah, who wants to go out looking at a vase of roses when they can get their head blown off in an alley?"

-James Rockford, 1979

18-24 June 2017

"Cocky Locky will tell Ducky Lucky and the sky will come falling down."

-James Rockford, 1979

11-17 June 2017

"If Kathy Griffin really wanted to shock people, she would try being funny!"

-Rush Limbaugh, 31 May 2017

4-10 June 2017

"Oh $#!+!  &*d damn it!  Crap!  What a Day."

-Greg Miller, project pilot of Gossamer Condor, 1977

28 May - 3 June 2017

"Listen without prejudice."

-George Michael, 1990

21-27 May 2017

"Donald Ohlmeyer couldn't create gas after a bean dinner."

-David Letterman, 1998

14-20 May 2017

"We must make Boogie Music the essential factor in the life of all. In presenting this song to the world, we must then explain and justify our position by formulating a definition of Boogie Music and setting forth its main principles in such a way that all may understand instantly that their souls, their lives, and every relation with every other human being in every circumstance depend on Boogie Music, and the right comprehension, and the right application thereof."

-Alan Wilson, 1968

7-13 May 2017

"Comfort does not foster creativity."

-Rick Roberts, 20 April 2017

30 April - 6 May 2017

"F.U.!"

-Senator Lindsey Graham, 9 April 2017

23-29 April 2017

"F#$% it -- we'll do it live!"

-Bill O'Reilly

16-22 April 2017

"Who gave you the night off, Anton?"

-David Letterman

9-15 April 2017

"Why are my rights bein' readin'?"

-Detained suspect, Lakewood, WA

2-8 April 2017

"Everything's great."

-Kyle Busch, 19 March 2017

26 March - 1 April 2017

"You can't fly to heaven on the wings of a gun."

-The Folksmen, 1967

19-25 March 2017

"Even a broken clock tells the truth twice a day."

-Traditional

12-18 March 2017

"He never really gained the respect that he sought -- part of him knew that it just can't be bought."

-Chris Hillman, 1979

5-11 March 2017

"I've been stumbling through some dark places; Now I'm following the plow. I know I've fallen out of your good graces -- It's alright now."

-Don Henley, 2007

26 February - 4 March 2017

"Help me try to remember that ragin' fire that the years put out."

-Don Henley & Glenn Frey, 2007

19-25 February 2017

"Do something."

-Timothy B. Schmit, 2007

12-18 February 2017

"These cloudy days, make you wanna cry -- It breaks your heart when someone leaves and you don't know why."

-Glenn Frey, 2005

5-11 February 2017

"Easy does it, easy does it. Don't have to be a slave -- might just put you in your grave. easy does it."

-Roger McGuinn, 1975

29 January - 4 February 2017

"If it don't feel right, don't try to jam it tighter."

-Roger McGuinn, 1975

22-28 January 2017

"Don't try to force it, or you might just divorce it."

-Roger McGuinn, 1975

15-21 January 2017

"The best love songs are written with a broken heart."

-Steve Eaton, 1975

8-14 January 2017

"You can call me a son of a bitch but you're gonna have to do it long distance."

-Dr. Phil, 2016

1-7 January 2017

"How're you gonna live with a soul sadly sighing into the wind that is our life?"

-Graham Nash, 2016

25-31 December 2016

"What'cha gonna do if you stop believing that you can't seem to find what might have been lost?"

-Graham Nash, 2016

18-24 December 2016

"The only thing worse than [doing something wrong for 20 years] is [doing something wrong for 20 years and 1 day]."

-Dr. Phil

11-17 December 2016

"You've got to learn how to fall, before you learn to fly."

-Paul Simon, 1972

4-10 December 2016

"Perfection is overrated -- once perfect, no desire for improvement is possible."

-Steven T., 2016

27 November - 3 December 2016

"I've got to fight to control the violent side."

-Neil Young, 1986

20-26 November 2016

"Flowers grow a lot faster in rain than in thunder."

-Dr. Phil, 2016

13-19 November 2016

"We had a chance to change our minds, but somehow wisdom was hard to find."

-Neil Young, 2005

6-12 November 2016

"History is a cruel judge of overconfidence."

-Neil Young, 2005

30 October - 5 November 2016

"I'm gonna have to block it out somehow to survive 'cause those dreams are dead. And I'm alive."

-Jackson Browne, 1993

23-29 October 2016

"Will a little more love bring a happy ending?"

-Olivia Newton-John, 1978

16-22 October 2016

"If I had to choose between [being an addict] and [going back to prison for a year] -- take me."

-David Crosby, 1987

9-15 October 2016

"Shots. I keep hearing shots."

-Neil Young, 1981

2-8 October 2016

"If it takes going to the joint to quit, well, I don’t regret it. You know, being a junkie is a prison you carry around with you."

-David Crosby, 2016

25 September - 1 October 2016

"Tell me where does it say when you're lost you stay that way?"

-S. Stills & N. Young, 1988

18-24 September 2016

"What went wrong, well, you know I don’t understand. But it’s done and you know I’ve done all I can."

-R. Roberts & C. Hillman, 1971

11-17 September 2016

"Take the high road, there's a whole lot less traffic up there."

-Dr. Phil, 2015

4-10 September 2016

"Listen to the music -- all the time."

-Tom Johnston, 1972

28 August - 3 September 2016

"I'm trapped, trapped in the spell of your eyes, in the warmth of your arms, in the web of your lies."

-Olivia Newton-John, 1978

21-27 August 2016

"I started out with a dream, and the plans of a wise man; I ended up with the heartache of a fool."

-Willie Nelson, 1978

14-20 August 2016

"Who are you when you're not famous? Who are you when the lights have gone out and the audience has left? Who are you? Are you a decent person, or are you a f#$%in' a$$hole?"

-Graham Nash, 2016

7-13 August 2016

"They take the best years of your life, trying to tell you wrong from right -- but you walk away with nothing."

-.38 Special, 1984

31 July - 6 August 2016

"It's just another day in paradise as you stumble to your bed; you'd give anything to silence those voices ringing in your head; you thought you could find happiness just over that green hill; you thought you would be satisfied, but you never will - learn to be still."

-D. Henley & G. Frey, 1994

24-30 July 2016

"I'm gonna strut like a cock until I'm 99."

-D. Brewer & M. Farner, 1973

17-23 July 2016

"You're out of the band, buckwheat!"

-Mike Love, to Dennis Wilson, 1983

10-16 July 2016

"If they gave me a choice and said ‘You can go spend 24 hours in that home OR you can get in a phone booth with an alligator and sandpaper its ass,’ I’d be in the phone booth."

-Dr. Phil, 2015

3-9 July 2016

"Take your time, 'cause time will take you."

-Graham Nash, 2016

26 June - 2 July 2016

"Rolling over me the weight of the water in my ears; holding my breath -- it's causing me pain for so many years -- so many years -- beneath the waves."

-Graham Nash, 2016

19-25 June 2016

"Here in the same boat with danger from the falling sails, trying to keep ourselves afloat, by laughing at the howling gales; standing in the same shoes, frightened by the same fears, how much more are you going to lose? How much pain for how many tears?"

-Graham Nash, 2016

12-18 June 2016

"I was a dumbass."

-Barry Bonds, 2016

5-11 June 2016

"The search for oblivion starts out in the daylight, listening to people all trying to be first; but dreaming in darkness will offer no solace when all the king's horses are dying of thirst."

-Graham Nash, 2016

29 May - 4 June 2016

"Through the cracks in the city I can see the sad traces of yesterday's empires with tomorrow's bad dreams; they'll come back to haunt us like the gaze in a mirror reflecting the stakes that we took to extremes."

-Graham Nash, 2016

22-28 May 2016

"With everything I've ever done, well, I've tried to be my best; but everyone I've ever known has been some kind of test."

-Graham Nash, 2016

15-21 May 2016

"The day that breaks before me may never be surpassed, and the question haunting me: Is my future just my past?"

-Graham Nash, 2016

8-14 May 2016

"I'm only living for the end of the week."

-James Taylor, 1991

1-7 May 2016

"Try to remember that work is no crime, just don't let them take and waste your time."

-James Taylor, 1985

24-30 April 2016

"The secret of life is enjoying the passage of time."

-James Taylor, 1977

17-23 April 2016

"Nobody knows how we got to the top of the hill; But since we're on our way down, we might as well enjoy the ride."

-James Taylor, 1977

10-16 April 2016

"Some rich men came and raped the land, nobody caught 'em, put up a bunch of ugly boxes, and Jesus, people bought 'em; They called it paradise, the place to be, they watched the hazy sun, sinking in the sea."

-Don Henley & Glenn Frey, 1976

3-9 April 2016

"Who will provide the Grand Design? What is yours and what is mine? 'Cause there is no more new frontier -- we have got to make it here."

-Don Henley & Glenn Frey, 1976

27 March - 2 April 2016

"We satisfy our endless needs and justify our bloody deeds, in the name of destiny and the name of God."

-Don Henley & Glenn Frey, 1976

20-26 March 2016

"They call it paradise -- I don't know why; you call someplace paradise, kiss it goodbye."

-Don Henley & Glenn Frey, 1976

13-19 March 2016

"Why do we give up our hearts to the past, and why do we grow up so fast?"

-Joe Walsh & Joe Vitale, 1976

6-12 March 2016

"It's not the inches -- it's the engineer."

-Stephen Stills, 1978

28 February - 5 March 2016

"All the walking wounded pay the price for living in the promised land -- take care of your neighbor would be my advice, 'cause nothing ever goes as planned."

-Graham Nash, 2002

21-27 February 2016

"Take care, be cool, let the rough side drag."

-Stephen Stills, September 1986

14-20 February 2016

"I've had my share of broken dreams, hard luck and crooked schemes -- tough times -- truth be told -- heartbreakers left me cold.  But it's over now -- I got by somehow."

-Richie Furay, 2015

7-13 February 2016

"Where are the frontiers? How do I get there? There are no maps, there are no roads -- just you and me on these streets of gold."

-Paul Kantner, 1987

31 January - 6 February 2016

"F#$% you -- I've been paying you for seven years you f#$%head."

-Glenn Frey, to Don Felder, 31 July 1980

24-30 January 2016 "That’s what a f#$%in’ archive is about, not 'Here’s Neil Young in all his wonderfulness – the great, phenomenal f#$%ing wonderfulness.' That’s not what I want. I want people to know how f#$%in’ terrible I was."

-Neil Young, 2007

17-23 January 2016

"I believe in fate and destination. But so much of that lies in our own hands. If you know what you want, just go on out and get it."

-Sammy Hagar, 1987

10-16 January 2016

"Did you ever see a robin weep, when leaves begin to die? That means he's lost his will to live."

-Hank Williams, 1949

3-9 January 2016

"Save the Hank Williams, I left my fiddle at home."

-James Rockford, 1976

27 December 2015 - 2 January 2016

"Going down this road makes me crazy -- with the talking heads on the radio and what they say -- I listen carefully and I just wonder -- does it really make any difference anyway?"

-Richie Furay, 2015

20-26 December 2015

"I won't quit fighting for farming the land in the good old ways, for slapping and cutting at the corporations' greedy hands."

-Neil Young, 2015

13-19 December 2015

"We're the home of the brave, we're the land of the free, we've got a heart of gold, don't tread on me."

-Richie Furay, 2015

6-12 December 2015

"Many people share, sad dreams and hopes that are stained by the sulfur in the air."

-Graham Nash, 1977

29 November - 5 December 2015

"Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel."

-John Quinto

22-28 November 2015

"Dogs are born politicians."

-Steven T., 8 November 2015

15-21 November 2015

"Said the condor to the praying mantis -- we're going to lose this place -- just like how we lost Atlantis."

-Neil Young, 1982

8-14 November 2015

"Hard work pays off in the future.  Procrastination pays off now."

-Traditional

1-7 November 2015

"So let's leave it alone -- 'cause we can't see eye to eye; there ain't no good guy, there ain't no bad guy -- there's only you and me and we just disagree."

-Jim Krueger, 1977

25-31 October 2015

"I'll Be Me."

-Glen Campbell, 2012

18-24 October 2015

"We feed poor creatures bound to stand in their own s#!+, and we blindly go on to kill them and eat them."

-Neil Young, 2015

11-17 October 2015

"It's just not morally right to be able to patent anything that reproduces."

-Farmer Michael White, 2015

4-10 October 2015

"I hear everybody's explanation, and nothing that I believe."

-Chris Hillman, Rick Roberts, Richard Marx, 1977

27 September - 3 October 2015

"I've been rocked on the sea of emotion, blown from the sea of pain; this blackened mist is slowly clearing, gone with the warm summer rain."

-Chris Hillman, Rick Roberts, Richard Marx, 1977

20-26 September 2015

"Seems like everybody has an answer, but nobody's got a plan."

-Chris Hillman, Rick Roberts, Richard Marx, 1977

13-19 September 2015

"AM radio kicked streaming’s ass. Analog cassettes and 8 tracks also kicked streaming’s ass, and absolutely rocked compared to streaming. Streaming sucks. Streaming is the worst audio in history."

-Neil Young, 2015

6-12 September 2015

"The seeds of life are not what they once were -- Mother Nature and God don't own them anymore."

-Neil Young, 2015

30 August - 5 September 2015

"It's a bad day to do nothing."

-Neil Young, 2015

23-29 August 2015

"One summer morning just around dawn -- four men with briefcases were on the working man's lawn:  'We're gonna to sue you, take you to court -- For patent infringement, the criminals you support -- you're gonna need big money to stand your ground -- or we're gonna bury you, how does that sound?'"

-Neil Young, 2015

16-22 August 2015

"PlunderCo got in money trouble -- had to break the law -- had to balance the fine against the benefit to all -- made a business decision to pay the fine and break the law -- too big to fail, too rich for jail."

-Neil Young, 2015

9-15 August 2015

"Before you abuse, criticize and accuse -- walk a mile in my shoes."

-Joe South, 1970

2-8 August 2015

"How did the rich get rich by stealing money from the poor?  The poor never had anything!  But that's what we're told happens with trickle-down and Reaganomics."

-Rush Limbaugh, 20 July 2015

26 July - 1 August 2015

"Grandma took the church bus to Vegas."

-Anonymous, 14 July 2015

19-25 July 2015

"The old America was a place where you could agree to disagree with somebody, and if they didn't agree with you, you just moved on and kept living your life.  That's not the way it works now.  If you are in a circumstance in which you disagree with a leftist, there's no going about your business.  You will be made to agree."

-Rush Limbaugh, 10 July 2015

12-18 July 2015

"I wouldn't pay no mind except for the voices telling you I won't mind you making my choices -- not wishing to be unkind, but you are out of line."

-Stephen Stills, 1991

5-11 July 2015

"I am sick and tired of trying to make ice cream out of chicken $#!+."

-Sheriff Frank McKeithen, 10 April 2015

28 June - 4 July 2015

"I heard the two escaped fugitives from New York may already be in Mexico, which means they want to come back and not get noticed."

-Rush Limbaugh, 18 June 2015

21-27 June 2015

"When you're hot you're hot; when you're not you're not."

-Jerry Reed, 1970

14-20 June 2015

"Put a bag of excrement in front of me, and if honesty is called for I'll do it and that results in me stepping in the bag."

-Rush Limbaugh, 5 June 2015

7-13 June 2015

"Here comes the Freedom Train - you'd better hurry down; I'm spittin' all over myself - very little hits the ground."

-Bing Crosby, 8 September 1947

31 May - 6 June 2015

"She's gone already, chief!"

-Customer, Taco Bell drive-through, to David Letterman, 1996

24-30 May 2015

"Do you know that time is only water that we drink?  It washes under bridges -- all eventually, they're going to sink."

-Stephen Stills, 1976

17-23 May 2015

"I ran across the following headline: 'Meet the Vagina Voters.' ..... The third thing I read: 'I intend to vote with my vagina.' ..... Can you pull a lever with one of those? ..... Can you hold a pencil with one of those?"

-Rush Limbaugh, 4 May 2015

10-16 May 2015

"You're making a distinction without a difference."

-Dr. Phil, 2015

3-9 May 2015

"I'm fascinated by the Millennial generation. In addition to them being the future, they are the first generation that thinks the country has seen its best days, and it troubles me to no end, folks."

-Rush Limbaugh, 24 April 2015

26 April - 2 May 2015

"The last big word I learned was mayonnaise."

-NASCAR Car Owner Richard Childress, 15 March 2015

19-25 April 2015

"Once I was young and so unsure -- I'd try any ill to find the cure."

-Bernie Leadon, 1973

12-18 April 2015

"Son, don't wade too deep in Bitter Creek."

-Bernie Leadon, 1973

5-11 April 2015

"Recycling may be the most wasteful activity in modern America: a waste of time and money, a waste of human and natural resources."

-New York Times, 30 June 1996

29 March - 4 April 2015

"Get outta here ya lowlife scum!"

-Senator John McCain, 29 January 2015

22-28 March 2015

"Don't look at me in that tone of voice."

-Colleague, 1982

15-21 March 2015

"Darn it--now I want a Toblerone!"

-Neil Young fan, after first viewing a PonoPlayer, 2014

8-14 March 2015

"It seems to me some fine things have been laid upon your table, but you only want the ones that you can't get."

-Don Henley & Glenn Frey, 1973

1-7 March 2015

"Last time we'll have to listen to this friggin' machine."

-Elton John, at the Rock Music Awards, 1975

22-28 February 2015

"Take away my looks, take away my books, take away my bread, take away my head -- I am somebody -- still somebody."

-Lolly Vegas, 1989

15-21 February 2015

"Fear of love is unforgiving, risk of pain is for the living, don't let the fear of something magical scare away your chance to have it all."

-Pat Vegas, 2013

8-14 February 2015

"Where you've been is not a sin--it's where you're going."

-Chris Hillman & Gram Parsons, 1970

1-7 February 2015

"It's easy for you to say, 'just walk away' -- it's not your heart that's breaking -- it's not your mind that's aching -- it's not your soul she's taken."

-Pat Vegas, 2013

25-31 January 2015

"My baby dances through life--she's a sidewalk ballerina--the takes it all in stride."

-Chris Hillman, 1976

18-24 January 2015

"I have a fatwa on me. And they say the guy that issued the fatwa is an internet jihadist. internet jihadist! And I said, 'Well, heck, who says Obama isn't creating jobs?'"

-David Letterman, 2011

11-17 January 2015

"Faith is when you believe something that nobody in his right mind would believe."

-Archie Bunker, 1975

4-10 January 2015

"Ten thousand reasons won't keep me from sailin' again."

-Paul Cotton, 1994

27 December 2014 - 3 January 2015

"Living in love, living in sin--someone's gotta lose and someone's gotta win."

-Dave Mason, 2014

21-27 December 2014

"Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Holy Jesus Christ."

-Bing Crosby, 1943

14-20 December 2014

"Everybody’s dancin’ to the promise of change, a brand new world where we’re all the same; god help us if this ever comes to pass, you may as well bend over and kiss your ass."

-Dave Mason, 2014

7-13 December 2014

"We’re all concerned about Mother Earth. Can we make it better? Do we make it worse? It doesn’t matter what we believe--she’ll shake us all off like a bad case of fleas."

-Dave Mason, 2014

30 November - 6 December 2014

"Don't let your mouth write a check that your ass can't cash."

-Traditional

23-29 November 2014

"In this land of the free, what happened to accountability? Something for nothing--a free ride--you keep taking but the wells run dry."

-Dave Mason, 2014

16-22 November 2014

"A smoking hole in the ground is often caused by a flaming a$$hole."

-Traditional, 4 November 2014

9-15 November 2014

"Dreams are free for everyone."

-Chris Hillman, 1976

2-8 November 2014

"Remember that place where you left me that time? Well, I'm calling from there."

-Larry Burnett, 1977

26 October - 1 November 2014

"I happen to know that he's hanging out with somebody that's a purely
poisonous predator now. And that's karma. He's gonna get hurt.
"

-David Crosby, on Neil Young, September 2014

19-25 October 2014

"Despite the cost of living, it remains popular."

-Traditional

12-18 October 2014

"If you try to live every day like it's your last, eventually you'll succeed."

-Traditional

5-11 October 2014

"F#$% it, I quit."

-KTVA Reporter Charlo Greene, 22 September 2014

28 September - 4 October 2014

"If they had fined you back then for cussing on TV, he would've been broke."

-Sterling Marlin, after a prank on crew chief, 2005

21-27 September 2014

"It's your baby--you rock it; it's your heartache, you bought it."

-Milete/Fowler, 1970

14-20 September 2014

"Any love is good love."

-Randy Bachman, 1974

7-13 September 2014  "From Marilyn to Madonna, I always loved your smile--now we're headed for the big divorce, California-style."

-Neil Young, 1992

31 August - 6 September 2014

"I feel sad when I feel happy as I'm coming back to home--there's bridge across the river that I have to cross alone--like a skipping, rolling stone."

-Neil Young, 1982

24-30 August 2014

"I'm going to run over him every chance I get for the rest of the year."

-Tony Stewart, 25 August 2012

17-23 August 2014

"When you've done everything else wrong, all that's left is right."

-B.K. Brottlund, 1993

10-16 August 2014

"Settle down, Captain Happy."

-Unknown pilot, 27 July 2014

3-9 August 2014

"It refrains me from not beating the $#!+ out of you right now because you ask me stupid questions. But since I'm on probation, I suppose that that's improper to say as well."

-Kurt Busch, 05 June 2012

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