Managers of public systems who a) unjustifiably brag about supposed capabilities, and then b) completely lack transparency when they fail.

Restaurant bars with knee-bruising protrusions below the countertop.

People gullible to bad advice.

Workplace visitors who first request meeting participation, and after receiving acceptance, expect, without asking, meeting participants to facilitate meeting logistics.

Hotels with two broken business center computers and no local IT competence.

Service organizations that bully, instead of welcome, customers.

The customer service agency that punishes customers for the agency's IT problems.

Oversized stick-on wheel weights that grind into disc brake caliper assemblies.

Middle-level managers too sheepish to advise upper managers, based on unfounded fears to that such advice might be perceived as "delegating upward".

Non-mathematical answers to deliberately mathematical questions.

Computer service enterprises that attempt to perform software maintenance on a laptop, in the process damage the hardware, and then tell the customer, "We don't know what was done to it."

External agencies that refuse to apologize for false accusations even after their own agency admits the falseness of said accusations.

External agencies that make allegations a) without presenting evidence, and b) that are refuted by evidence obtained by amateur investigators.

Government agencies with absolute power that, as a result, are corrupted absolutely.

Managers who think they can represent subordinate perspectives better than subordinates.

Managers who make decisions based on ghost-chasing.

Co-workers who provide project status indicating that the product is waiting on action by the same co-worker, who fail to provide a) a way ahead, or b) explanation for the inaction.

Managers who knee-jerk react to subordinate feedback with condescending pep talks.

The email browser requiring excessive amounts of time to paste text copied from a web page.

New t-shirts and baseball caps intentionally manufactured as distressed.

Online market sellers who list items as "New" with pictures that clearly show usage.

Service organizations that attempt to bully customers.

Middle-level managers who lack moral courage to push back to abusive upper-level managers.

Businesses that try to defraud shipping companies after intentionally shipping previously-damaged items.

The division manager who embarrasses himself by badmouthing his own people in front of his boss.

Division managers who lose their temper based solely on paranoia.

Contractors who attempt to give orders to government personnel.

People who don't understand that one agency's decision should not preclude recommendations from others.

The upper-level manager who criticizes the employee for failing to respond to a tasker sent to a middle-level manager who is on leave.

Classic 16:12 television shows resized to 16:9 to fit modern televisions, at the expense of cropping the heads off of featured people.

The manager who makes a hazardous decision, who later tries to scapegoat the subordinates who had otherwise advised him/her against said hazardous decision.

The manager who blows up at subordinates based on complete misinformation, and then fails to later apologize.

Defective public address system operated by personnel who fail to verify functionality and who are as a result clueless of the fact that nobody can hear announcements.

The ungrateful manager who shows only resentment when subordinates attempt to pull his tail out of the fire.

Hotels that charge parking fees to guests with reservations explicitly stating "free parking".

Neighbors who accuse other neighbors, who are otherwise minding their own business on their own properties, of antagonizing dogs into barking after dark.

People who get angry at others for losing at their own game.

Network administration offices that can't make up their minds about cyber security rule sets.

Government personnel who violate their own published instructions in the interest of artificial optics.

People with misbehavior towards others creating difficultly for themselves, who change their behavior only without considering input from others, yet who in the process nevertheless fail to lessen the difficulty placed upon themselves.

People who respond to helpful suggestions by attempting to label said suggestions as [supposed] demands.

People who, while you're responding to their questions, interrupt and say, "That's why I'm asking."

People seeking your approval for something that they refuse to disclose.

Compound unnecessary noise inputs causing inner-ear distortion.

People who express resentment for your input that they nevertheless eagerly adopt/incorporate.

Mouldings sold with double-sided tape unusable due to storage dust.

Hotel rooms cleared for check-in despite floors soaking wet from recent shampooing.

Hotel room doors with weather stripping so thick that the doors won't shut without drywall-cracking manual effort.

Managers who criticize employees for emails supposedly being too technical, despite the fact that the manager was never a targeted recipient of said emails.

Managers who fail to act on concerns you identified four (4) days earlier, and then proceed to berate you for not reacting within 30 seconds to their belated response.

People who state a position referencing a particular document, receive disagreement referencing the same document, and then scoff at those who disagree for overly focusing on "words on paper".

People who criticize whenever you fail to turn blood into a turnip.

 Upper-level managers who request specific advice, reject your advice, and then repeat the same request for advice.

Businesses too foolish to realize that customers can see through lies.

People who confuse [risk aversion] with [risk management].

Restaurant butter frozen so solid that contact with a knife causes molecular shattering.

People who refuse to convert email into HTML and then later complain how they missed emphasis otherwise provided by the original HTML format.

Bathroom water inlet valves that fail after only four turns.

People who can't keep a schedule and criticize friends/colleagues for not doing so for them.

Poorly socialized construction activities causing completely unnecessary delays and backups.

People who admonish hatred in a hateful manner.

Service station fuel pumps with failed automatic shut-off systems.

Cold hospital gurneys.

People who lie in the name of Christ.

Neighbors who lack the skills necessary to operate a dog leash.

People who feel that weird is necessarily undesirable.

People who think that all pain is bad.

Managers who give orders but fail to verify execution.

Workplaces with inadequate backup plans for widespread network drive problems, inducing employees to craft risky, ad-hoc workarounds.

Public organizations that use counterfeit titles.

Managers who direct subordinates to repeat attempts to engage with completely uncooperative parties, all because said managers lack sufficient moral courage to do their jobs.

The countless list of Sammy Hagar compilation CDs that each are missing critical tracks.

People who leave voice messages requesting urgent responses, who themselves are unreachable by phone and don't have voicemail set up.

Co-workers who add titles to your name in correspondence without your permission and against your will.

Co-workers who cite your name in endorsement without your permission and against your will.

Service organizations that fail to provide notification after an unscheduled outage is finished.

Co-workers who order, at government expense, "standing desks", only to have them adjusted to the highest possible level, while simultaneously sitting in life-guard-sized high chairs.

Sandwich restaurant employees who have to ask customers how to make a particular sandwich.

Bathroom tile installers who fail to properly seal valve handle trim, permitting water to leak into lower floors.

Toilets with old-technology wax ring base gasket designs, requiring complete toilet removal to perform maintenance.

People who carelessly confuse "LeBaron" with "LeSabre".

People who confuse generous advice as a request.

People who waste teleconference time filibustering in a pathetic attempt to hide their ignorance.

People who lack the courage to say "No!".

Phony sign language translators.

Business "price-for-life" guarantees with enough fine print so as to absolve the guarantees.

Granivore co-workers who crack and chomp sunflower seeds the majority of the day.

     - Thanks to Bryan E.

Pagophagiac co-workers who constantly chomp obnoxiously on ice cubes like a dog.

Interruptions to Uninterruptible Power Supplies.

Internet Explorer session scrollbars that fail to stop scrolling despite ceased operator input.

Internet Explorer session scrollbars that fail to respond.

Clicking on an Internet Explorer tab, getting no response, clicking again, inducing the opening of a new session of Internet Explorer, against the will and intent of the operator.

Coke FreeStyle customers who view the entire menu prior to dispensing.

Web browsers that continue to scroll multiple pages after one click of the mouse.

People who claim that you have concerns even immediately after you've stated that you don't.

People who ask you to read a document, and then won't shut up once you've attempted to start reading.

Managers who naively believe that micromanagement fosters creativity.

Outdoor hurricane reporters repeatedly stating, "No one should be outside."

News outlets that misunderstand the context of "state" when governors announce [state of emergency] declarations.

Government personnel who a) generate briefings incorrectly referencing your input, b) refuse to include you on the invites for said briefings, and c) later get upset at you for not correcting their errors.

People who complain how your actions are adversely impacting them, yet when you ask them to articulate they cite invalid supposed impacts to yourself.

People who attempt to minimalize a characterization of risk, despite the fact that the risk is unnecessary to begin with.

People who pull the "Best Practices" card without any supporting justification.

People who argue with you about how to spell your own name.

Niggardly hotels with business centers requiring front desk hosts to unlock for usage.

Niggardly hotels with room refrigerators a) with removed and capped temperature control dials and b) that have default settings that permit food to quickly spoil.

People who generate PowerPoint presentations with inaccurate information, and then ask you to brief said presentation in front of an audience of technical peers.

People who say, "I have a question," but then proceed to talk without one sentence formed as a question.

USPS's ambiguous requirements for "Media Mail".

Organizations that advise changes to contact phone numbers without coordinating internally to verify the accuracy of the new numbers.

Organizations that change contact phone numbers without contacting/notifying critical external organizations of the changes.

Organizations who presumptuously attempt to give approval for decisions outside their lanes.

Workplace personnel who unjustifiably presume experience levels of other personnel.

Old television shows excessively edited to generate more commercial time.

Workplace training notification emails that fail to provide explicit links to specified training.

PCs with incessantly pesky PKI certificate problems.

Websites with countdown clocks that depend on user PC time, thereby failing to account for time zone differences, resulting in inaccurate readings.

Companies that spam customers with advertisements for items months prior to their "availability date", only to not have said items available for shipping on or after the "availability date".

Web browser sessions that continue to play YouTube audio long after closing the session tab.

Coworkers who forget, for months, about food they've left in workplace refrigerators.

PC email applications that are unable to import storage folders.

IT customer service entities who falsely blame personal computers for network problems.

IT clients with personal computer problems who falsely blame the network.

Weather forecasters who pretentiously refuse to correctly spell or pronounce N-O-R-T-H-E-A-S-T-E-R-N.

Arrogant eBay sellers who criticize buyers for leaving neutral feedback following the shipment of an item not as described.

Arrogant eBay sellers who criticize best offers that are otherwise compliant with listing constraints.

Managers who dismiss advice and then later criticize the advisor for insufficient assertiveness.

Systems designers who insidiously impose unacceptable risk onto the operators of said systems.

Neighboring bureaucratic offices that refer customers to each other in a circular fashion.

Completely disorganized front desks at primary care health facilities.

Amateur news videos featuring histrionic wannabe commentators.

Word processing programs that insist on highlighting more text than desired by the operator.

External agencies that push files with corrupted read permissions.

Restaurants with inadequate training to resolve beverage dispenser problems.

Colleagues who don't realize that they don't know what they don't know.

Hotels with poorly operating automatic doors, permitting bad weather to infiltrate the lobby areas.

Hotels without responsive tech support for Wi-Fi problems.

Public buildings with faulty air handler systems.

Flimsy faucet washers.

Personal computers that delay logging off as requested, while "Waiting for program to close: Microsoft Lync", prompting the operator to Cancel the logoff and subsequently close the "Microsoft Lync" window, only for the lower-right-hand corner of the monitor to display, "Microsoft Lync is still running".

People who believe that disagreement is a reason to not communicate.

Workplace flakes who are easily influenced by nefarious political slime balls.

Managers who re-organize organizations in a fashion, unbeknownst to the manager, previously attempted and failed.

Cable television/internet companies who perform a sloppy job burying cable on your property's easement.

Cafeterias that insist on stocking items that don't sell.

New operating system versions that invoke a new set of password rules, that not only a) aren't socialized to system users, but also b) aren't even understood by Sys-Admin personnel.

Incompetent officials who expect critics to cover for them.

Painting contractors who, without permission, empty paint sprayers onto federal wetland property.

Painting contractors who use customer electrical outlets to operate power tools exceeding circuit breaker amperage ratings.

Painting contractors who carelessly operate power washers resulting in damage to windows.

Painting contractors who stupidly forget to tape off windows prior to spraying, resulting in damage incurring a loss of revenue to their company.

Closed Captioning for shows completed years earlier, nevertheless showing countless errors.

Window companies that damage irreplaceable glazing when performing measurements.

Businesses that agree to appointments with customers, only to telephone the police accusing same said customers of burglary upon customers' arrival at businesses.

Service organizations who provide inadequate prioritization to trouble tickets, despite the fact that the same organizations are the cause of the problems necessitating the trouble tickets in the first place.

Customer service representatives who don't understand the difference between problem report a) titles and b) descriptions.

Incompetent meeting chairmen who refuse to answer legitimate questions simply because they don't understand the importance of the question.

Organizations that pay for standing desks for people who use them only in their lowest (sitting) position.

Agencies that have the audacity to pump other organizations for information, for the sole purpose of upstaging those other organizations.

Bureaucratic offices that close out action items for the sole purpose of hiding lack of progress.

Web pages with icons that move unpredictably as the pages load, causing unintentional user selection [ex:  “Continue Shopping” (desired) vs. “Confirm Purchase” (selected)].

Software vendors that pretentiously install a new OS version on your PC overnight, and after the install succeeds, several applications no longer function.

Software vendors that pretentiously, without user approval, attempt to install a new Operating System (OS) version on your PC overnight, and after the install fails due to a utilities power outage against which said software vendor failed to de-conflict, the PC spends the next half-hour (locking out user access) restoring the previous OS version.

Managers who perceive that opinions are acceptable replacements for facts.

Companies that send out customer review surveys with links that appear indistinguishable from spoof websites.

People who mistake correlation for causality.

People who submit reviews for commercial items that the manufacturer hasn't even released yet.

Government representatives lacking moral courage to intervene as bystanders when witnessing corruption.

People who leave 5-minute-long threatening voicemail messages all while failing to recognize that they've dialed the wrong number.

Hotel beds facing orthogonal to the television.

People attempting to perform professional root-cause analysis who can't even define "root cause".

Computer systems that fail to log diagnostic messages.

People who get wrapped around the axle in their own ball of confusion, when completely avoidable if they would just shut the hell up and listen.

Online retailers who fail to check their inventory prior to providing online itemizations of inventory.

Public service announcement media controlled by a password held only by someone on vacation.

Businesses who refuse to leave messages for specific employees without first demanding Privacy Act information over the phone.

Drunk neighbors who empty an entire clip on residential dwellings two blocks down from your house at 12:20 AM on a Sunday.

Fast food restaurant hosts, after a customer orders a numbered item, request translation to a plain text description.

People who expect others to sign cover sheets for documents not provided.

Supermarkets with promotional displays annoyingly blocking shopping cart traffic.

Workstation pop-ups snidely stating "Microsoft Lync is still running" despite operator actions to close Microsoft Lync windows seconds earlier.

People who'd rather have incorrect information than no information.

People who think they understand precise timing better than they actually do.

Online sellers of perishable items who list fraudulent expiration dates.

Waste management companies that mandate use of their own, obscenely large, containers.

Disorganized eBay sellers who confuse shipping tracking numbers between multiple items, and who believe they've completed shipments that never actually occurred.

Home alarms systems that continue alarming every 40 seconds until the resident replaces the dead battery, even a) when battery stores are closed in the evening and b) though said resident needs a good night sleep free from frequent sonic interruption.

Word processors that automatically ask you if you'd like to save changes, after you've not actually made any changes.

Word processors that automatically convert text character sequences into emojis.

Poorly padded mailed packages of fragile materials.

Incompetent IT offices at the workplace.

People who borrow your personal Pentel P225 0.5 mm mechanical pencil, who then proceed to chew on the end of said Pentel P225 0.5 mm mechanical pencil.

People who name versions of working documents "Final".

People who request review of edited documents, who fail to indicate tracked changes via redlines.

Businesses that can't simply sell a box of equipment for cash without wasting time insisting on collecting a bunch of personal information.

Burnt toast.

Supposedly redundant integrity systems that experience redundancy failures.

People who, instead of emptying shredder bags when full, compact the full bags until shredded paper ends up clogging the cutting mechanism.

People who expect others to answer a string of questions that the questioner can't even remember.

People who ask others to agree to wording that they admit they don't even understand.

After selecting one screen resolution choice, witnessing YouTube automatically overriding your selection.

Attendants who intrusively insist on helping at self-service breakfast buffets.

Continental breakfast cereal containers that pulverize raisin bran upon dispensing.

Service industries that fail to train personnel adequately prior to a computer system upgrade.

Undisciplined people.

People who perform Safety assessments in a reckless fashion.

People who ask you for something, and then after you decline, indicate that they have what they were asking for already.

People who, after interrupting someone else's sentence multiple times, say, "I don't understand what you're trying to say."

Naive eBay sellers who criticize bidders whose bids fail to meet laughably excessive "reserve" prices.

People who fail to understand the importance of the phonetic alphabet when reading off letters while speaking on a wireless telephone.

Hotel showers that feature magnets at the bottom of shower curtains, in a non-metallic tub.

Sellers who list their cars on eBay, but not on eBay Motors as specified.

Journalists who foolishly refuse offers to review article drafts prior to publication.

Wannabe scientists who don't practice the Scientific Method.

Rock stars who bitch about people legally buying music that said rock stars have willfully placed on the public market.

Excessively compressed, poor quality satellite radio sound.

Satellite radio songs with typographically flawed subtitles.

Residential double-paned windows with improperly-sealed capillary tubes.

Public offices excessively focused on metrics and not focused on effectiveness.

Used items for sale fraudulently advertised as "New".

Personal computer port adapters with malfunctioning device drivers.

Sky lanterns that cause forest fires.

Personal computers lacking on-board diagnostic capabilities.

Poorly-seated hardware on personal computers.

People selfishly asking others to assume risk to cover their own irresponsible risk management.

People in a hurry to give a quick answer at the expense of accuracy.

Scientific reports unduly influenced by confirmation bias.

Household laundry detergents with grossly oversized measuring caps.

Government-funded household hazardous waste recycling/disposal center employees presenting unwelcoming, ungrateful attitudes.

So-called "musicologists" attempting to perform legal assessments of supposed copyright infringement.

Managers who attempt to undertake a sizeable responsibility, who don't simultaneously appreciate the corresponding accountability.

Periodical articles attempting to debunk myths, that in the process end up creating more myths.

Computer systems with unpublished [password] rules.

Colleagues who take credit for positions that they recently vehemently rejected.

Individually-packaged fiber bars with breached seals.

Music websites listing a "New CD" that isn't actually available in CD format.

Shabby automotive exhaust pipe welding.

Flimsy automotive rearview mirror adhesive.

Airlines that advertise complimentary decaffeinated coffee, but fail to complete brewing decaffeinated coffee in the time between a) placement of order and b) flight termination/arrival.

Businesses that fail to check [quantity ordered] prior to shipment.

Hotel rooms in soiled condition as a result of housekeeping personnel performing room service prior to check out by previous guests.

Hotel housekeeping personnel who attempt to engage in unsolicited communication with guests.

Motels with inadequate numbers of parking slots.

Impatient TSA agents who try to hurry passengers forward in lines despite the fact that other, oblivious TSA agents are standing in the way.

Impatient TSA agents who don't allow passengers any reasonable amount of time to read signs that the Federal government spent $millions to research/develop/print/distribute.

Bent engine head gaskets sold/shipped as "new".

Office chairs rendered unsafe by being highly susceptible to metal fatigue.

Cell phones that produce exceptionally loud static upon a loss of power.

People who deny that a problem exists solely on the basis that a workaround to the problem is conceivable.

Car sellers naive enough to believe that others will eagerly buy cars from owners who cannot present a clear title.

People quick-triggered in accusing others of "belittling".

Automation demonstrations that require human beings.

Concert venues that, rather than absorbing parking fees into the price of the event tickets, instead charge for parking at the venue, thus causing obnoxious traffic delays.

Items for sale online with exceptionally poor quality accompanying photos.

Customer service organizations that lack the goal of successful results.

Managers who refuse to accept a decision choice because of a lack of understanding of rationale supporting the choice, yet then proceed to make an opposite decision choice despite a similar lack of understanding of supporting rationale for the opposite decision.

Outdoor rock concerts with an excessive amount of bass drum in the audio mix, to levels inhibiting audibility of other instruments.

Aftermarket auto parts stores that, though are capable of searching based on OEM part numbers, employ salespeople who insist on searching, unsuccessfully, by year, make, model, trim, engine, transmission,.....

Colleagues who force transparency as a result of their attempts to suppress transparency.

Colleagues who assert policy without actually reading/understanding the publications associated with policy.

Colleagues who ask for your concurrence/non-concurrence, and subsequently proceed to ignore your non-concurrence.

Colleagues who schedule a less-than-one-business-day-notice half-hour-long, schedule-conflicting meeting to discuss a presentation, only to announce, at the 26th minute of the meeting, that they sent the wrong version of the charts.